I love Star Wars and Frozen, will read almost anything I can get my hands on, and write whatever comes to mind. I listening to all kinds of music-whatever catches my attention, and love anything vintage. I like a wide variety of things and my rebloging reflects it. Enjoy!
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Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”